New Supreme Leader Attacked: Son of the Late Ayatollah Reportedly Wounded – Dummie Funnies

The son of the former Ayatollah who recently met his end, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been reportedly WOUNDED shortly after assuming the role of Supreme Leader of Iran. At this time it is unknown if the new Ayatollah is severely wounded or merely “John Kerry wounded.”

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