I’m a science fiction writer. I love the idea of alien life. I’ve crunched the numbers, stared at the Drake Equation until my eyes crossed, and I’m all in on the possibilities. But I’m also not allergic to logic. So let me get this straight: four different extraterrestrial civilizations are so ridiculously advanced they can cross interstellar distances—billions of miles, mind you—from stars where the nearest one (Alpha Centauri, 4.3 light years away) has zero known habitable planets… and yet they keep crashing here like drunk teenagers who just stole Dad’s spaceship? Four hyper-advanced races. Multiple visits. Zero successful landings. Yeah… that tracks.
Nothing says “masterful interstellar engineers” quite like repeatedly face-planting into the New Mexico desert. Anyway, if you do enjoy this kind of deliciously ridiculous speculation, Jesse Watters had a sensational segment on it tonight. And if you’re into aliens, space travel, and proper sci-fi that doesn’t require you to check your brain at the door, I just released a fresh batch of books. They’re brand new, not even properly advertised yet. Links below—check ‘em out if you’re in the mood for stories that actually make sense… even with the aliens.
From post at X: Researchers claim dozens of crashed UFOs have been recovered… with FOUR different alien species on board. Two arms, two legs… long lizard-like tails… standing 7 feet tall. Insiders are too terrified to talk, saying an interview could literally forfeit their life. What the hell is our government hiding?
🚨 WOAH! Jesse Watters drops a BOMBSHELL:
Researchers claim dozens of crashed UFOs have been recovered… with FOUR different alien species on board.
Two arms, two legs… long lizard-like tails… standing 7 feet tall.
Insiders are too terrified to talk, saying an interview… pic.twitter.com/Fdxjn2JCRJ
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) May 19, 2026
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