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March of the Mutant Ninja Capitol Cops

Clad in heavy body shell black armor the Mutant Ninja Capitol Cops are marching their way across the land. No longer confined to Capitol Hill, and armed with billions in extra appropriations, they are now coming to a city near you. Do you want to hear more about them? Sorry, they have been freed from Freedom Of Information Act requests. Even the FBI doesn’t have that deal. Welcome to our new national police… The Mutant Ninja Capitol Cops. Stopping all riots that don’t even happen!

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  • Imagine living in the old Soviet Union where every phone call, letter and book you checked out of the library was monitored and logged by the secret state police in the name of State Security. Looks familiar, doesn’t it.

    • Welcome to 1984!

    • Yes it does. I was in a satellite country of the USSR, when it was the USSR, and the hotel I stayed at used by American’s working there, right down the street from the US embassy, was bugged in every room. I was topped by the KGB for 8 hr’s after they said I went through a red light…..total bullsxit. They wanted a bribe, which they never got after I called the station chief at the embassy. Welcome to Bidens New America!

  • Where can I get a set of those for Halloween?

  • Did they get paid overtime to shine those shields? Can I hire them to do my car?

  • They are the Capitol Police only slightly more professional than rent-a-cops at the mall. Once you understand that you can understand the joke this portrays

  • cops guarding the Ninga’s sweet

  • Remember, these are the SAME people who opened the doors and allowed those “evil January 6th insurrectionists” to walk right into the Capitol.

    This will not end well for them, or anyone.

  • These are the Chinese Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Hunger Games!

  • What a bunch of A Wholes! Hahaha, they are so comical. When did you see these A wholes doing this at a Antifa / BLM protest? Never!

  • The Feds gave a riot and no one came.

  • Our esteemed CPD ‘Chicago Blue had to face down a stampede of rioting blac-bloc-fascists-bLM’s at the Columbus water fountain in Grant park. The attack on police was relentless, cans of soda / soup, rocks and frozen water bottles were hurled, let fly at the officers with the intent to do grievous harm. They had no shields or armor or helmets. Had to literally catch or beat down the heavy gauge projectiles. Why was this coordinated and pre-planned attack done?, who really knows anymore? Got it in for the great navigator Cristoforo?
    When middle aged American couples and their families show up in DC to voice grievance ….. storm-trooper-swat teams show in force (not even hidden off to the side) ?
    What is wrong with these congressional government cowards?

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