Clad in heavy body shell black armor the Mutant Ninja Capitol Cops are marching their way across the land. No longer confined to Capitol Hill, and armed with billions in extra appropriations, they are now coming to a city near you. Do you want to hear more about them? Sorry, they have been freed from Freedom Of Information Act requests. Even the FBI doesn’t have that deal. Welcome to our new national police… The Mutant Ninja Capitol Cops. Stopping all riots that don’t even happen!