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We should start telling British or German jokes – as Poland are the smart people of Europe compared to the Woke Globalist nations

Poland has the fastest growing economy in Europe. They don’t allow in Muslim refugees, making it the safest country in Europe. Now Poland has the 10th largest gold reserves of any country.

Here is a small comparison chart of reported rape statistics for the UK, Germany, France, and Poland, based on the most recent available data (primarily 2023 figures from sources like World Population Review / UNODC compilations, as these provide comparable per capita rates across countries).Important caveats first (these are widely noted by Eurostat, UNODC, DW, Reuters, etc.):

These are police-recorded / reported rapes, not actual incidence (many rapes go unreported everywhere, and reporting rates vary hugely by country due to trust in police, awareness campaigns, stigma, and legal definitions).
Definitions of “rape” differ: e.g., the UK and some others use broader consent-based definitions and count multiple acts per case differently, leading to higher recorded numbers.
Direct comparisons can be misleading and do not necessarily reflect true differences in prevalence — higher numbers often indicate better reporting rather than higher crime.
For context, Eurostat shows EU-wide reported rape rising, but no country-by-country breakdown for rape alone in the latest aggregates.

So from now on – NEVER tell Polish jokes as they are the smartest people Europe. yet the British and Germans….. Well… How do these sound?

Brits are so dumb that they have one of the highest reported rape rates in Europe… yet they keep voting for policies that import even more potential suspects.
Germans are so dumb that they lecture the world on efficiency… but built a border fence so weak that migrants just walked right through it.
Brits are so dumb that they banned plastic straws to save the planet… while their streets are full of broken glass from all the stabbings.
Germans are so dumb that they shut down their nuclear plants for green energy… then begged France to sell them electricity from reactors they called dangerous.
Brits are so dumb that they complain about knife crime every day… yet their solution is more CCTV cameras that can’t stop a single blade.